fruitsinbreedbasket:


Meanwhile in the After Life…

My little “deadly conga” -sketch escalated to this. And I still haven’t finished the speech for Monday…

fruitsinbreedbasket:

Meanwhile in the After Life…

My little “deadly conga” -sketch escalated to this. And I still haven’t finished the speech for Monday…

(via agentsokka)

sptd:

hoshaway:

monetizeyourcat:

confirmed

what is this animal

confirmed

sptd:

hoshaway:

monetizeyourcat:

confirmed

what is this animal

confirmed

(Source: idleisland, via trevenants)

Zaheer: /switches on intercom/
Zaheer: can everyone zahear me

evenlargerbottleofbourbon:

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

Important messages.

(Source: alessandroscocciapappagallo, via korrarity)

pokescans:

Let’s Find Pokémon: Crystal

(via senkettsuu)

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

(via espeon727)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via chosengamer)

zombiesandporn:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

image

(Source: zukozukozukozukozuko, via chosengamer)

leafo-flameo:

Avatar: the Last Airbender is about a regular human being learning how to be The Chosen One and the Legend of Korra is about The Chosen One learning how to be a regular human being and I just think that’s the coolest thing ever.

(via modylyfe)